My new best friend

SPF 60. Sixty! And I still managed to get too much sun. I'm so pale, my aunt joked that she could stand next to me and get a lovely tan just from the reflection off my skin. That's fine, though, as I don't actually want skin cancer. I saw some woman on the beach the other day who was so brown (not as her natural skin tone) that she seriously looked like leather. Really dark leather. She looked like a giant melanoma. Gross.