Unlike most people...
I have always wanted jury duty. Ever since I turned 18 and became a registered voter, I've waited to get that summons in the mail--but I never have. I've watched just about everyone else I know get theirs and then bitch mercilessly about it, but never me.
Well, I checked the mail yesterday--at my parents' house in South Florida of course, where all my mail is being forwarded by the post office--and what was sitting in there addressed to me??? A summons for jury duty in St. Louis! After I've moved away and can't do it!